Dan Baird - Dixie Beauxderant

Well she was born down in Thibodaux, Louisian'
the victim of a short attention span
she stayed in school just long enough
to say that she can quit
she got a job working with her aunt
graveyard shift down at the Curad plant
she saved up her money bought a
Greyhound ticket and split

c'mon dixie, dixie beauxderant
c'mon dixie who says you can't
c'mon dixie, little dixie beauxderant

down in Pensacola, Florida, May of 98
thinking that leaving might of been a mistake
when Tina pulled up in black gated two Trans-Am
Tina says, well I hate my boss
but I love to party
and I know a bar where we won't get carded
you can crash at my trailer
my drunk daddy he don't give a damn

Tina said c'mon dixie, dixie beauxderant
c'mon dixie who says you can't
c'mon dixie, little dixie beauxderant

well they pulled into the parking lot
and saw a fancy sign that said
wet t-shirt contest every Saturday night
well Tina looked at Dixie and said one of us
could win that prize
well Tina didn't win because she danced to Twisted Sister
but when Dixie told the DJ "Gimme Three Steps" mister
all the gentlemen in the audience began to rise

c'mon dixie, dixie beauxderant
c'mon dixie who says you can't
c'mon dixie, little dixie beauxderant